XMas Eve 2009 Highlights:

• No less than four and not more than ten people told me they love/ wanted to: date/make out/have sex with me
• I am covered in bruises and bite marks
• Three people commented on my significant weight loss and how great I look
• I spent $35 at the QD and I did NOT get drunk
• I led the bar singing Queen at last call again
• I had to fend off a guy trying to eat my face with a baseball bat
• I drove home a drunk kid in a Santa suit.

Is Christmas over yet?

Because I am so over it. I don’t know, Maybe it’s because I’m not overly religious and I don’t feel it necessary to participate in another greeting card holiday that promotes gross consumerism and guilt for not buying everyone you know something. They say the holidays are about family. Fuck that! Family should be an all year-long thing, not just something you, again, feel guilted into doing. You should be spending some time with people who drive you nuts all year long.

Call me bitter, call me cynical, call me a humbug I don’t fucking care, just pass the ham and leave me the hell alone.

I found a helpful book of facts.

It’s perfect weather for….

SPEED BEER! 

 

Blue Prints by Jeph Jacques

Whose down?

HOLLA!

Before and After.

Before going out.

After coming home.

Blizzard of Oh-Niner.

Ay, yo, they wanna be like me
Recreate my flow, imitate my flow, then relate my flow
By while they try and take my flow I make my dough
Ay, yo, I can make it rain, ’cause I been making it snow