I slept through the bombing of the moon. Did we win? 

Anybody remember this?

So, NASA smacked two spacecraft into the lunar south pole this morning in a search for hidden ice. Instruments confirm that a large empty rocket hull barreled into the moon at 7:31 a.m., followed four minutes later by a probe with cameras taking pictures of the first crash.

The twitter convos between me and some friends are hilarious!

“Watch out @Nasa! Neil and Buzz are pissed-off and Buzz has a mean right hook. Don’t believe me? Youtube it.”

“Some might say we cant see the moon ’cause of the clouds. I say it’s hiding in the corner.”

“They’re going to bomb the moon? what about Frank Zappa’s child Moon Unit? What did she ever do?”

“Imagine how many people $79 million could feed? space is cool and all, but seriously, stop looking up and start looking around.”

“But… But… No moon = no warewolves. Who will protect us from the vampires!?”

“We as Americans MUST stand behind Operation Oceanic Liberation. Moon, give up your control of our tides.”

“The Red Sox are so shook about about the moon that they cant even catch baseballs.”

“Ask yourself this: What has the moon done for ME lately??? Last I checked, the moon was SILENT on health reform.”

“Forget Iraq & Afghanistan, the Obama administration can’t even make peace w/ large inanimate objects.”
“Last time I checked, the moon hasn’t denied being responsible for Chinese Democracy.”
“Do you think Nasa has a score card going? 50 points if you get tiny clanger, 100 points for the soup dragon!”
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