Because I am so over it. I don’t know, Maybe it’s because I’m not overly religious and I don’t feel it necessary to participate in another greeting card holiday that promotes gross consumerism and guilt for not buying everyone you know something. They say the holidays are about family. Fuck that! Family should be an all year-long thing, not just something you, again, feel guilted into doing. You should be spending some time with people who drive you nuts all year long.
Call me bitter, call me cynical, call me a humbug I don’t fucking care, just pass the ham and leave me the hell alone.