XMas Eve 2009 Highlights:

  • No less than four and not more than ten people told me they love/ wanted to: date/make out/have sex with me
  • I am covered in bruises and bite marks
  • Three people commented on my significant weight loss and how great I look
  • I spent $35 at the QD and I did NOT get drunk
  • I led the bar singing Queen at last call again
  • I had to fend off a guy trying to eat my face with a baseball bat
  • I drove home a drunk kid in a Santa suit.

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