The following is an actual text conversation between Justin and I:
Me: What kind of trouble are you causing tonight, handsome?
Him: Watching PCU… and wrapping your birthday gift. 🙂
Me: Is it a Pony? 😀
Him: Yup… Hopefully he survives a week wrapped in gift wrap.
Me: Hahahaha! I will call him Brannigan Junior The Third (esquire)
Me: 😛 This is, BTW, What the inside of my head looks like.